Here you go 2q2bstr, are you satisfied now?

What it takes to be a good democrat:

You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and are caused by soccer moms driving SUVs.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand and immediately pulling the plug on anyone who happens to be in a coma.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

Ok I only have one word for you, Wonderful.

I enjoyed that greatly, ok I have more than one word.

Not all Dems are crazy or bad folks. They just like to think that the government should be there to protect people from themselves. To take care of them.

That's not all bad, but while I had a happy childhood I grew up. I can take care of myself now. I do believe in helping other people, and I like to think I do. But I want to do it with charities not taxes.

Well thanks alot, really enjoyed that.

How can you defend the Republican party right now? Do you live in the USA?
BUSH SUCKS!!!

You need a hobby and some zoloft.

That's good!
I also like the lists I've seen about Republicans. Both of them really focus in on what is truly wrong with each party.

Not only do yo have your head in your a$$, but you also have your facts backwards.

Liberals dont believe even half of what you just stated.

Good luck in whatever it is you are doing, you need that luck more than me.

Everyone votes there way for a certain reason. And not all democrats believe this sh.it...But its better to be a democrat,,at least we didn't vote for your president...bush sucks....and that's my opinion!

your nonsensical rant is an embarrassment to the republican party

Yes, I am now satisfied.

Thank you for finishing.

....and thank you for letting everyone on Yahoo know that I gotcha good!

...but, I'm confused.
I didn't know you were gay. Sorry.

If you actually believe that one thing you wrote is any part of the Democratic/Liberal platform is true (except for the "Hillary Clinton is normal" she is actually extraordinary, and doing a great job in the Senate for NY, my state.) then you are totally insane. Your list is as misleading as all hell. It's sad to see a person who has been so misguided that they can't see past their own rhetoric.

Are you really that stupid, or are you being sarcastic in an uninspired way?

Hahaha. Yea I do enjoy watching people get tore a new one. Look, even republicans, that you try to fit in with, hate your racist ideals.