If you believe in the following things, which American political party are you most likely to favor?

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support
Abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
Governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons
Technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean
Communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
Funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less
Affected by scientifically documented cyclical changes in
The earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving
SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but
Being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a
Lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believ e that the same teacher who can't
Teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to
Teach those same kids about sex.

Please excuse all the caps.

Nice try, Triumph, but no cigar. Care to enlighten us as to which of those points democrats disagree with?

Well I think you've summed it all up and yes I've been a Dem all my life but of course I will not vote for any Dem in 2008.
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Those are the beliefs of the Democratic Party.

Good distortion of the issues...But I guess when one cant effectively think about issues then that is what you do.

Liberal/Socialist Democrat