Can you guess the punchline?

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"


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Sorry to all who think they are going to get brand new jokes..... there will be an element of you who have heard it before but that doesn't mean you have to be sarcastic with your comments. I put the jokes on here to give others a laugh, wonder how many you have posted?

it's like a blonde joke, only you used the word redneck


Why did the blonde have a blue belly button>?












Her boyfriend was blonde too

brill , lol

i dont get it =[

That was quite funny in 1986 when I first heard it. It's kind of lost it's lustre 22 years later.

BAHAHAHA
thats hilarious!!!!
but idk the punchline.

Lmao!

awesome joke.

Never trust a condom

Friggin' Awesome!

First time I heard this one! Very nice!

The punchline is: The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"

I liked it

Yep That was funny (I think)

I loved it thankyou. Never heard it before now....

Great that was fantastic and I hadn't heard it before , you made my day I'll have to remember that one , thanks ha,ha !

That the redneck is so stupid to think that the only way to get aids is from sex.

thanks for sharing,

very good.....love it, star for you.