Answers on a postcard to chris w?

a little paper bag went to the Doctors as he was feeling ill.
The doc said" i'm sorry to tell you but you are HIV positive"
"I can't be I'm just a little paper bag"
"Have you had unprotected sex"
"No i'm just a little paper bag"
Are you homosexual"
"No i'm only a little paper bag"
"Do you sleep around"
" No i'm a little paper bag i told ya"
"Well" said the Doctor.
wait for it....................................
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your mother must have been a carrier.

i think its very funny, me thinks it will be working its way round the office tomorrow

My postcard says "sorry, it's not original - you've told a better joke before"

lmao

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

made me giggle :)

/groan

lol make me smile that did

thumbs up

LOL. That's so funny,random,but funny

why I am I sniggering at this ....: ))

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