Poor joke from me today?

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test
and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little
paper bag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
transfusion?"queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

"Your mother must have been a carrier"

very good!!! lol that wasnt poor atal . . .was wondering where you were today!!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!never saw that punchline coming.

That is REALLY funny!!!!

HA HA. Made me giggle. Have a star!

BEST ONE SO FAR TODAY

It's a good joke, but it took a long time to get to the punch line. Though I never expected to hear that punch line.

hahaha best joke so far today

Woo! Funny! LMSMAO!

that was funny

luv it

love it

The recycled ones are the best.

good one

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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