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Top ten ways to break up with a girlfriend?


10. It's not you it's me.....
9. Your mom really turns me on
8. Your dad really turns me on
7. I joined the navy, I leave tomorrow
6. I've converted I'm now a mormon, lets pray
5. I'm gay
4. I'm HIV positive, now lets get busy
3. I lost my penis in a meat grinder accident
2. God are you fat
1 ?
Best answer gets ten points. Have fun!

1. I can't find my penis underneath all these fat rolls...could you help me find it? I'll give you a prize if you can...

I'm an Atheist and I think all God believers are dellusional.

Cheat on her with her best friend or someone that she don't like.

5

I guess you mean funny so here is one
1. sorry I dont eat tuna
not funny
1. I dont see me with you 5 years from now

The world is going to end tomorrow and we're going to be the ones responsible for re-populating the earth. We'd better get to work!

be gentle if you are hard on her she will get hurt and she might get so hurt that she might get angry and hurt you emotionally and or physically

Do you want to get a bikini wax together???

me and my ex are getting back together

i was sitting at a bar drinking with every shot i took i looked at your picture and when i was down to my 50 shot you still didnt get hotter

i dont want to turn gay im sorry

I've been writing a blog on the Internet about our relationship and your bad habits..want to read it??

I like caves, but I don't want to lose my penis in one.

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