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A candidate is asked in an interview to tell something about himself and his family

He replies " Sir, I have a family of four, My wife is involved in illicit liquor business. My son he is in jail for a murder case. My daughter only loves pubs, disco and boyfriends."

The inverviewer is shocked he asks, " I have herd for the first time all negative characater in a family is any one positive in your family."

"Sir, I am there HIV positive" replies the candidate

Very positive joke.
Hahaha...

meh..not funny

haha.. i give it 7! out of 10

i give it a 2 out of five. it only made me smirk

On one to ten, I rate it a two, just because of it's tackiness...sorry

Nice family, it's probably funnier verbally.

bad taste

well its ok a little cheezy didnt really get me laughing

pretty ok.. 7/10

good joke but old one

haha... good one! 8!

*heart breaks*
I wish that's not a real family... it's really painfull...

Sounds like the average family to me 2/10

SICK!! Not even kinda funny. What is more funny is that you can't spell.
GROW UP!
Try concentrating more on school work than ******** around. Pray no one in your family get AIDS because you will eat your words!

That's not funny

Good humor "Stone"
Thanks for making me smile...

lol its OK!! :D

Very Nice

sucked 000000000000000000000000000

that just so sad

It made me smirk but not laugh so i will give 4 out of 10.

YEAH, RIGHT

"I am there HIV positive" What the heck does that mean? He's there HIV positive what? Father? I think the joke is lame, I give it a 1 out of 10.

a nice joke i can cant rate it because i am level 1 but it gets 12/15

it made me smirt..its ok..not that gud! u find it amusing???
i will give 5/10

Discrimination joke against person with HIV... not good... 3 out of 10....sorry

2 out of 5 stars

Good Joke, Make me laugh.
7/10.

hahahahahahah.............Good One ..... 10 out of 10

Stone cold!!!

lame... could have been better

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