Short jokes,is it funny??

** Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

** A man called his
4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ? - Panadol

**Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

**Man tells Doctor: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute,
and
my wife's a gambler.
Doctor: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am
HIV
positive.

**Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

after reading these i got first smile on my face since morning.

lmao...hahahahhhahahahahhhahahahahhhahah...

Can i get points please?

LMAO!

koooooooooooooooLL

thanks for pointing that out, hon.....oh, yeah thanks for the giggles, too!!!!

~*~Kimmy~*~

Lol well done...some of them made me laugh hehe.

lol
good ones :)

hilarious!

Great assortment of jokes there. I really enjoyed them.

lol hilarious

These are great ! !

cool

good ones

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