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** Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

** A man called his
4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ? - Panadol

# Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

# Man tells Doctor: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute,
and
my wife's a gambler.
Doctor: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am
HIV
positive.

# Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering where you keep your
money to pay taxi fare."

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

AGAIN OUTSTANDING DAWN, Funny joke your the best.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! loved it ty

thanks for the laugh

i loved the panadol one it is helarious.. LOL

HAHAHAHA!!!

I like the taxi one; never heard it before.

Lol with me

LOL....very good

Lol! Lol! Hahaha!!!Hehehe!!Fuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy!!

lol....HIV positive joke was my favorite

panadol,hiv lmao

that was soo funny very very funny

V funny

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