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Swine flu shall kill us all!?!
Produced by WTR pictures (Where鈥檚 The Remote?)
Script
NARATOR-
鈥淪wine flu...every time you hear it...you shake in your boots. The media has made it the next bubonic plague and you believed them. You've stopped petting pigs and eating pork. When your friends make a comic pig snort, you turn to them with anger and fear in your eyes before crawling up on the floor in the fetal position. Swine flu...it's everywhere in your mind. When you go to bed, you pray like you've never prayed before. You pray the neighbor kid with one abnormally large left ear gets it if you will be spared. You are not sure how it spreads but you are convinced it is hiding in every bathroom toilet across America and parts of Mexico. You believe there is no cure for swine flu, and if you get it, you pray for the sweet release of death鈥? Well鈥?that鈥檚 NOT all true exactly鈥?you see Swine Flu as we know it is actually just a string of the Swine origin鈥?it is known as H1N1 Flu.鈥?br>
(Change scene)
鈥淣ow if you are-
A pregnant woman, a little kid, have HIV or AIDS, are a teenager, or are over the age of 50 you are most at risk for H1H1 flu also you should avoid America and Mexico- the top 3 country鈥檚鈥︹€?br>
(Enter Teen 1)
鈥淣ow let鈥檚 just say that you are an American teen ager, how does one get swine flu? Well its spread by, kissing 鈥?br>
(Teen 2 enters and attacks teen 1 with kisses- teen 1 acts embarrassed)
鈥淐oughing and sneezing鈥?br>
(Teen 3 enters and starts to violently cough on teen 3- teen one acts grossed out)
鈥淭ouching鈥?br>
(Teens 2-3 begin to poke and rub teen 1 while teen 1 squirms away)
鈥淎nd by people who don鈥檛 wash their hands鈥?br>
(Teens 2 and 3 grin stupidly and wave their hands tauntingly in teen ones face)
鈥淭here鈥?now I think that our poor teens are all infected with the virus鈥?so let鈥檚 show our viewers some of the symptoms鈥?br>
Fever, 鈥?br>
(3 teens start to get sweaty and wrap there selves in blankets)
鈥淗allucinations鈥?br>
(3 teens start to mummer and shout random things)
鈥淐ough,鈥?br>
(3 teens start coughing violently)
鈥淪ore throat,鈥?br>
(3 teens start clutching their throats and chugging down drinks desperately)
鈥淏ody aches,鈥?br>
(3 teens start to moan like old people)
鈥淗eadache,鈥?br>
(3 teens start to hold their heads and hit them self鈥檚 in pain)
鈥淐hills鈥?br>
(3 teens start to scream about how cold it is)
鈥淔atigue鈥?br>
(3 teens start to fall asleep falling against each other and jerking awake at random times)
鈥淰omiting鈥?br>
(3 teens start to vomit in to paper bags)
鈥淒iarrhea鈥?br>
(3 teens look extremely embarrassed and they run up to a bathroom door desperately fighting each other to get in once all are in teens 2-3 who are girls grab teen one who is a guy out of the clearly marked 鈥済irls鈥?bathroom and toss him out and he immediately runs to the 鈥渂oys room鈥?br>
(Scene change- 3 teens are laying on the ground suffering)
鈥淣ow if you happen to get H1H1 there IS hope there are some drugs that help such as Theraflu 鈥?br>
(Enter angel with a crown labeled Theraflu- lightly taps teen 3 on shoulder and they instantly stop suffering)
鈥淏ut most people will just have to wait for the flu to run its course鈥︹€?br>
(Teen 2 waits a beet then gets up and stops suffering)
鈥淎nd VERRY few people will die鈥?br>
(angel slaps teen 1 and teens 2-3 laugh as teen 1 starts to suffer some more. He eventually coughs so much that he falls to the ground dying- he suffers for a few more beats then lays still twitching and then utters his last few words)
TEEN 1- 鈥渃urse you porky the pig!鈥?br>
(Teen 1 dies- end movie) LMFAO(:
hilarious & clever.
i love it.
rate: 10/10
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