Have you heard this one?

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

鈥淗ello. Mrs. Sanders, please.鈥?

''Speaking.''

鈥淢rs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his lab work to the lab last week, lab work from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.鈥?

''What do you mean?鈥? Mrs. Sanders asked nervously.

鈥淲ell, one tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which鈥?

鈥淭hat's dreadful! Can't you just do the tests again?鈥?questioned Mrs. Sanders.

鈥淣ormally we could, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.

''Well, what am I supposed to do now?'' asked Mrs. Sanders.

鈥淭he folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.鈥?/div>

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have't heard before but it is very funny i needed a good laugh! star!

seriously good

Yep! It's funny!

OMG.....lol....How true it is though, how frugal the Medicare system is....wow

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