Is this the perfect definition of gender relations? True and funny.?

Men seeking equal treatment = "backlash"
Women seeking equal treatment = "feminism"

Discrimination against men = "equal opportunity"
Discrimination against women = "discrimination"

A woman with grievances = "victim"
A man with grievances = "angry"

Open discussion of gender issues = "misogyny"

Men looking for equal treatment in the courts = "abuse"

Consensual sex between a man and woman = "rape"

Heated discussion between a man and woman = "domestic violence"

Women receiving preferential treatment/privileges = "equality"

A numeric majority of the human species = "minority"

Any woman = "victim"
Any man = "oppressor"
Any child = "property"

A woman talking about hating men = "empowerment"
A man talking about hating women = "hate speech"

A sexually predatory woman dressed like a hooker = "liberation"
A man with any interest in sex = "rapist"

A woman who wants to be with her children = "mother"
A man who wants to be with his children = "abuser"

A woman who forces children under her care/authority into sex = "the child was lucky"
A man who forces children under his care/authority into sex = "pedophile"

A shelter providing emergency services to abused women = "women's shelter"
A shelter providing any services to abused men = "prison"

Female genital mutilation = "sexual repression"
Male genital mutilation = "acceptable custom that protects women from HIV"

A man assaulting a women = "(domestic) violence"
A woman assaulting a man = "humor"

A man who beats his female partner = "batterer"
A woman who beats her male partner = "victim"

A disposable slave = "man"
A human being = "woman"

Hating women = "a crime"
Hating men = "'a viable political act'"

Distorting or lying about reality = "feminist analysis"

Biology = "lies"
Reality = "discrimination"

Woman = good
Man = evil


God could be a woman
Satan is always a man


Woman dealing with pregnancy = "choices"
Man dealing with pregnancy = "responsibilities"


Women die in combat = "travesty"
Men die in combat = "duty"


Girls not succeeding in school = "low self esteem, patriarchal school system"
Boys not succeeding in school = "ADHD"


Woman not a CEO = "glass ceiling"
Man not a CEO = "failure"


Woman says no to man hitting on her = "choices"
Man says no to woman hitting on him = "gay"


Woman fools around = "dissatisfied"
Man fools around = "jerk"

if u truly feel this way u r twisted and sick. u r the definition of a pig and the reason many women turn lesbian. i hope u get trampled bt 30 women and r slowly tortured til u beg for death and even then u dont get that privilige. ur disgusting.