Worried about my reputation

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for
the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview .20She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fianc脙漏e and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for
President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Whats wrong with the transvestite?

Oh, I just realized this is in the jokes and riddles section. For a while I thought this was a real question... AHHHH. Good one!

i love that one every time!!

didn't find it funny.

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