What should I tell her?

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives
in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters who are
prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a life sentence for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longmont. She is a part time "working girl"
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fianc茅e and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be open and
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?


I am seriously worried about my reputation. Seriously.

I am so happy you came clean.

Let's run off to Canada and get married.

I heart you hard!

i feel you
my family has problems to
but u know wut
tell her anything you want
you love her
so you should trust her
and if she doesnt trust you then she doesnt love you
but i bet she does
and im srry ur life isnt how u probly want it to be (or atleast with ur family)
but maybe u shud go on operah or muary
(im serious)

GREAT QUESTION! YOU TOTALLY THREW ME WITH IT. I WASN'T BELIEVING ALL THAT OTHER STUFF BUT THE OBAMA CLINCHER GAVE THE QUESTION MERIT.

I DON'T BELEIVE I'D TELL HER ! SHE COULD LIVE WITH ALL THE BLACK SHEEP (no racial slur intended) BUT KNOWING YOU HAVE FAMILY SUPPORTING OSAMABAMA, WELL THAT'S JUST ASKING TOO MUCH! YOU HAVE LEGITIMATE REASON TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR REPUTATION.

I got the same problem...except..I'm thinking about confessing to a murder..and I'm not sure whether or not I should tell the cops I support Mccain...I mean...do you think they will brutalize me after hearing that?

haha lol

but seriously Obama isn't that bad =)

Immediately DISOWN that Democrat Cousin....!!

Anyone who does not believe this lie to be true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

NEVER HAPPENED!!!

Lol.
No, don't tell her about your cousin. That would ruin everything!

Don't lie you're an Indian............I mean the Asiatic Indians........lol

Nothing like an honest lover...thanks for letting me know...Now I really love you even more than before. Love honey

LOL
Good one..
You had me worried for a while.
Don't tell her...

I hope you're kidding

I hope that is a distant cousin.

Great!!!

No man, don't do this- you'll lose her- just wear a pin that says McCain and keep your lips sealed!

I think you should ask why Rene is not one of your contacts. Is it because she's black?

This is a joke........ right? If not - go on Maury!

oh wow....

lol ha ha ha ha ha... u cant be serious


HEY... didnt i see you on jerry springer with that one legged prostitute

i dont no thats definately a big secret there but maybe you should :)

No, never tell her. You'll disgrace your whole family.

Lmao. yes u should tell the world