Does harry Potter die?

This is what I heard.
Ron marries Ginny, has six kids.
Hermoine and Luna move to Boston and live together.
Lupin eats Tonks.
Draco finds out he鈥檚 a Weasley and kills self.
Snape learns that Dumbledore is his Father, and Mother.
Sirius comes back to life, only to die from an overdose.
McGonagall eats Doby the house elf.
Neville Longbottom comes out of the closet.
Hagrid is arrest by aurors for child molestation.
Dumbledore becomes minister, then gets impeached, and kills self.
George and Fred get sent to Azkaban for making bertie bots every flavored heroine.
鈥淗e Who Must Not Be Named鈥? Changes his name to Jack.
Duddly Dersly becomes gay, Dad follows.
Krum becomes a bum.
Percy Weasly is found to actually be straight.

And yes Harry Potter Dies!, from Oliver鈥檚 HIV infected Wood.

nice
very classy
i strongly suggest that you say this in a room of obsessed harry fans
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It's not true

As far as I can see he never doesn't!

Yes harry dies.

Don't ruin it for yourself. READ IT!!

You sir are a genius.

XD

Lol you got it right.

So why are you asking? I see you have read the book.

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Hahaha, wow, you should write your own series. :], not.
And where did you hear all that?
Well, here's what really happens.
Ron marries Hermione, has 2 kids [I think]
Harry and Ginny, has 3 kids.
Lupin dies.
Draco marries some girl, forgot who, and they have a kid that looks just like Draco.
Snape becomes the headmaster of Hogwarts.
Hedwig is killed by Voldemort.
George Weasley looses an ear.
Fred Weasley is killed.
Neville Longbottom becomes the Professor of Herbology at Hogwarts.
Dobby dies from something.
And, I dont remember the rest.