Deathly hollows. book 7. harry potter. secrets revealed. the truth.?

Ron marries Ginny, has six kids.
Hermoine and Luna move to Boston and live together.
Lupin eats Tonks.
Draco finds out he鈥檚 a Weasley and kills self.
Snape learns that Dumbledore is his Father, and Mother.
Sirius comes back to life, only to die from an overdose.
McGonagall eats Doby the house elf.
Neville Longbottom comes out of the closet.
Hagrid is arrest by aurors for child molestation.
Dumbledore becomes minister, then gets impeached, and kills self.
George and Fred get sent to Azkaban for making bertie bots every flavored heroine.
鈥淗e Who Must Not Be Named鈥? Changes his name to Jack.
Duddly Dersly becomes gay, Dad follows.
Krum becomes a bum.
Percy Weasly is found to actually be straight.

And yes Harry Potter Dies!, from Oliver鈥檚 HIV infected Wood.

"Duhhhh, that aint true" Come on say it? some of these responses are so freaky gay. I love it.

Yes! That was awesome! Thank you for the laugh! Love the Twins part: heroin jelly beans.! Now that is funny.

"Duhhhh, that aint true" Come on say it? some of these responses are so freaky gay. I love it.

1. Ron marries Ginny, has six kids.- Yes, they are purebloods after all.
2. Hermione and Luna move to Boston and live together.- No more like Paris, or New York.
3. Lupin eats Tonks- Yes, unfortunately Snape wasn鈥檛 there to make the Wolfsbane.
4. Draco finds out he鈥檚 a Weasley and kills self- He鈥檚 only half a Weasley. Molly had a drunken tryst with Lucius.
5. Snape learns that Dumbledore is his Father, and Mother- and he is not surprised one bit by it.
6. Sirius comes back to life, only to die from an overdose- Good and stay dead this time SIRIUS!
7. McGonagall eats Dobby the house elf- This seems so out of character for her.
8. Neville Longbottom comes out of the closet.- wearing his grandmother鈥檚 clothes.
9. Hagrid is arrest by aurors for child molestation.- Not surprised by this.
10. Dumbledore becomes minister, then gets impeached, and kills self- does this mean he arose from the dead?! Or was it his ghost?
11. George and Fred get sent to Azkaban for making bertie bots every flavored heroine.- No, I don鈥檛 think heroine is illegal in the Wizarding world.
12. 鈥淗e Who Must Not Be Named鈥?Changes his name to Jack- No, he changed it to Just Jack *jazz hands*
13. Duddly Dersly becomes gay, Dad follows.- Actually Dudley was always gay. His dad kicked his **** out.
14. Krum becomes a bum.- nothing new there.
15. Percy Weasly is found to actually be straight- I highly doubt it.

And yes Harry Potter Dies!, from Oliver鈥檚 HIV infected Wood. -EWW! OLIVER WOOD IS GROSS!! Maybe Marcus Flint.

This is not the truth in Harry potter 7. It's Funny but may be someone who didn't read the book will believe it and understand the story in a wrong way.Do u want the truth? ok i'll tell u. Voldemort will use the killing curse on Harry but Harry won't die because when the Dark Lord use the curse to kill Harry he killed his soul in harry(That's happened in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire when he used Harry's blood to be powerful again) and then Harry's soul in Voldemort will killed that's mean the connection between Harry and Voldemort will be canceled and then Harry will kill Voldemort.HARRY WON'T DIE. Harry will marry Ginny and has 3 kids. Ron will marry Hermione.Snape, Hedwig and Dobby will die.SAD and HAPPY

Thanks for this funny story.
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I love this! Now I'm just waiting for someone to reply, "You guys! You wrecked the book for me! You're supposed to put *spoiler* in the post!"

oh goodness
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

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