Harry Potter dies? what happened in the book? Book 7? Harry Potter?

Does this happen?


Ron marries Ginny, has six kids.
Hermoine and Luna move to Boston and live together.
Lupin eats Tonks.
Draco finds out he鈥檚 a Weasley and kills self.
Snape learns that Dumbledore is his Father, and Mother.
Sirius comes back to life, only to die from an overdose.
McGonagall eats Doby the house elf.
Neville Longbottom comes out of the closet.
Hagrid is arrest by aurors for child molestation.
Dumbledore becomes minister, then gets impeached, and kills self.
George and Fred get sent to Azkaban for making bertie bots every flavored heroine.
鈥淗e Who Must Not Be Named鈥? Changes his name to Jack.
Duddly Dersly becomes gay, Dad follows.
Krum becomes a bum.
Percy Weasly is found to actually be straight.

And yes Harry Potter Dies!, from Oliver鈥檚 HIV infected Wood.




Umm yeah, this is a joke. please dont be "That Person" and say something gay like "NO! IT AINT TRUE, READ THE BOOK!!!!!!" K?
Just laugh.

lol to what you wrote...hre's, anyway, what happens in HP7 if you wanna know:

The Deathly Hallows are Harry's invisibility cloak which has been passed down from generation to generation, a stone that brings back the dead which is hidden in the snitch Harry first caught in his mouth left to him by Dumbledore in his will and the elder wand hidden in Dumbledore's tomb, which is taken by Voldemort.

R.A.B. is actually Sirius' brother Regulus in spite from what Voldemort did to him. After he died in the cave he left the task to Kreacher to destroy the locket but Kreacher was unable to even open it.

The horcruxes are the locket stolen by Kreacher then by Mundugus then stolen by Umbridge then taken by Harry.Destroyed by Ron with the Gryfindor sword.

The Hufflepuff goblet hidden in Bellatrix Lestrange's vault in Gringotts. Destroyed by Hermoine with a Basilisk fang.

The Diadem of Ravenclaw hiddden in the room of requirement next to where Harry hid the Half-blood Prince potion book. Destroyed by Crabbe's cursed fire spell.

Nangini, Voldemort's snake. Destroyed by Neville with the Grryfindor sword.

And finally Harry's scar. Destroyed with Voldemort's killing curse.

Snape was actually working with Dumbledore the whole time, Dumbledore himslef planned his own death, the curse on his hand was growing more and more every day. Snape was truly repenting sending Voldemort after Harry's mom, he was in love with her, his patronus was even a doe, just like Lily Potter, Harry's mother.

Here's who really dies.

muggle studies teacher Burbage killed be Voldemort
Hedwig killed by a Death Eater
Mad-eye killed by a Death Eater
Tonk's father killed by Death Eaters
the minister of magic Scrimgeour killed by Voldemort and Death Eaters
Wormtail killed by his own silver hand
Dobby killed by Bellatrix LeStrange
Crabbe by his own 'cursed fire' spell
Fred killed by a Death Eater at the final battle at Hogwarts
Lupin (not specified, killed at the final battle)
Tonks (side by side with her husband Lupin)
Snape killed by Voldemort
Colin Crevey by Death Eaters at the final battle
Bellatrix Lestrange killed by Mrs. Weasley.
Harry dies/goes into dream state?? then revives/awakes
Voldemort killed by who else; Harry.
And about 50 students at Hogwarts names not specified.

Harry marries Ginny have 3 kids but also watches over his godson Teddy (Tonks/Lupins child)
Ron marries Hermione have 2 children.
Malfoy marries and has one child

Oh my god!
Tears in my eyes...
Howwwwwwhahahahahahahaha (howling with laughter)

My god. Think I'll die.

I'll add a few:
Cho Chang marries Pansy, has 2 daughters, marries them, has another daughter, marries her, has 3 sons, marries them all, and so on until she has married 50 times and had 127 choldren.
Bill eats Fleur.
Professor McGonagall is arrested for practicing Transfiguration on everything she sees (including herself).
George marries 200 Veela and has 2000 kids (wow his thing must be working 100 x overtime).

You just had to do it again, huh? Only now you admit that it's joke. Well, with your other ones, you made people freak out and say that it wasn't true, which now you say it isn't, and that is true. Well, i hope you're happy with making up untrue things.

NO that is so not true!!!!
Ron cannot marry ginny they are bro and sis!!!!I cannot tell you bc that would be bad.

lol very funny but you forgot harry turns out to be gay and marries dudley.

Great!!!! You just spoiled the freaking book, now what am i supposed to read............. Winnie the Pooh!?!?!?!?

Just kidding man, it's all right, but that was funny indeed.
Hey!! Why is the floor wet?!

Lmfao!

You are the most hilarious person to come upon Harry Potter humor earth. You are so funny!! Lmfao i cant stop laughing!!!
Kudos to you.

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