Is this true about harry potter and the last book deathly hollows? My mommy told me this. She lies sometimes.

Ron marries Ginny, has six kids.
Hermoine and Luna move to Boston and live together.
Lupin eats Tonks.
Draco finds out he鈥檚 a Weasley and kills self.
Snape learns that Dumbledore is his Father, and Mother.
Sirius comes back to life, only to die from an overdose.
McGonagall eats Doby the house elf.
Neville Longbottom comes out of the closet.
Hagrid is arrest by aurors for child molestation.
Dumbledore becomes minister, then gets impeached, and kills self.
George and Fred get sent to Azkaban for making bertie bots every flavored heroine.
鈥淗e Who Must Not Be Named鈥? Changes his name to Jack.
Duddly Dersly becomes gay, Dad follows.
Krum becomes a bum.
Percy Weasly is found to actually be straight.

And yes Harry Potter Dies!, from Oliver鈥檚 HIV infected Wood.

Tell me it aint true!!!!!!!

im sorry... that is all true...
ALL THAT YOU KNOW IS AT AN END!!!
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it's not true...

You and mommy fail at life.

Hermione and Luna don't live together. Hagrid escapes from Azkaban and steals her ups



Then harry revives himself and eats her face

Of course these are all lies!
It doesnt even make sense.

Uhh.. no
1. Harry doesnt die
2. Harry marries Ginny, has 3 kids, Albus, James and Lily
That's all I know but I'm pretty sure a lot of those are also inaccurate.

So not true

Umm no none of that is true. Read the book

You must've had a great time making all that stuff up...

You're stupid.
Read the book!
You're probably not serious.
If you are serious, then you're too young, seeing as you still call your mother mommy.
Nothing you said makes any sense whatsoever.

Is this a joke? J.K. Rowling wouldn't write anything that violent!!!!!!!

what utter nonsense.

r u that seriously stupid
y would any of that be tru

y would ron marry his sister

no ron marries hermione who knows what happens 2 luna and harry marries ginny i really hope that this doesn't ruin the book but it was the best yet